: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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