your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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