I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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