I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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