is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
