tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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