I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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