i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
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Goodbee
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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