So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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