i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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