She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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