The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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