idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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