just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
All I want is dick and wine.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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