12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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