If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
two words: eviction party
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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