I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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