i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You can't just leave with hair like that
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
They have beer where we have blood.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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