I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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