My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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