if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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