I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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