You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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