He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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