You work out of a Hotel?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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