I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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