Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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