there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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