38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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