butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
