So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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