please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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