nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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