She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
tell me about the fingering
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