I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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