No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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