Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think I am morally bankrupt
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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