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This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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