i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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