Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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