dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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