just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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