Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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