Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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