The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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