You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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