Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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