I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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