just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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