How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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