is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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