She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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