lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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