is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
This is the high leading the old right now
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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