I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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